Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Awesom - o ! (For Zain, Nick & Amit!)



After having a Southpark drought of many many months I came across this sweet site with them all on free streaming

Since watching several episodes this last week one word specifically has found its way subconsciously into my everyday language. That word would be "awesome" - and it is driving Kristin mad.

More amusing is the fact that one of the aforementioned viewed episodes was Imaginationland - featuring Cartman - and his quest to force Kyle to "suck his balls". (You need to watch it to get it really! I'm sure you guys have!)

... Kristin has recently admitted to dreaming of holding a baby (which wasn't hers of course)... and was surprised when it spoke to her... Kristin was obviously surprised as the baby said (you may have guessed it: "SUCK MY BALLS!" Nice. Good to see it isn't just me!

Monday, July 30, 2007

An End to a Beginning and a Beginning of a New End:

Kristin wasn’t the best at shipping all her stuff prior to this last trip… In an effort to firstly decrease our excess costs, and secondly to ensure that in case our baggage didn’t make it through Belgrade in time for the Slovenian wedding we were off to… I travelled in my kilt. A blessing in disguise really as we had a miniscule period of time to switch planes in Belgrade and because of my attire we were hastened to the front of a slow moving queue and punted on the plane. All the travel plans had gone without a hitch (this time!!!)

We arrived in Slovenia and had a lovely weekend around Bob & Hannah’s wedding. Bridge of Allan met Grimsby and had an amazing wedding in a Slovenian vineyard.


Beautiful surroundings, outdoor meal, candle-lit speeches, famous band(s) & orgasmic music surely made this the best wedding I have ever had the pleasure in being invited to (not forgetting to mention my beautiful wedding-partner!).



6 pipers, a tenor drummer and a side drummer made up the Vipava Valley Diamond Highlanders and I may say we were pretty good!







Fireworks and a pipe off in the bus ended the evening that saw us back in Ljubljana for 4am.

It was great to see them get married in style. I met Bob and HC during my first official date with Kristin. I had barely hit town in Slovenia when she asked if I wanted to go out for dinner. And was it OK if there were a few others? Around 10 or so?! “No! Why should I mind that?!” I asked. But I passed the test... I think



A period of recovery will have to wait after this most fantabulous summer I have just had as we’re off to Shetland!!! Today started our ‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles’ journey… Plane to Gatwick, train to Aberdeen, car to Aboyne… an evening with my family before repacking and getting on a plane to Shetland tomorrow evening. Shetland being the new end to the means of me finishing my training. I’ve been looking forward to this for ages, as has KP and all I have left to say is “BRING IT ON!” Here beginneth the new chapter of KP and Matt in Scotland.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Bond-ing in Montenegro-o-7.

When the final days came and went at TASIS, Kristin and my holiday began. And how better to start it than a free holiday?! We paid for our flights to Montenegro… then from then on we spent next to nada! One of Kristin’s students during the year had her parents invite us to their hotel. A four star 100m from their own beach on Becici. The owner picked us up in his BMW 4x4 (with rear view… bloody video camera for those tight squeezes!!! Holy cow!) and took us on the single and only road through their country from the dusty desert of Podgorica, through fairly deprived villages and beautiful nature reserves to the beach life of the infamous Montenegro. It so isn’t how it is portrayed in the latest “Casino Royale”… but what the heck?! We felt like a Bond couple when we arrived and we shown to the top floor corner room with 2 balconies… s(w)uite!




And the look on the 2’s faces when the beach guy kicked them off OUR loungers on the front row of the beach that afternoon! Nice.

“Sunday, you will come on our yacht.” And that we did!..




We spent some time in Budva – a mini-Dubrovnik walled castle filled with shops and cafes, topped off with a superb restaurant with 270 degree views of the water.




We spent our last evening there and got ready for our 3am transfer to the airport.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

MSP… yeah you know me…

Well the Swiss chapter now beginneth! I’m sure a lot of you were wondering what the hell I was quitting anaesthetics and the NHS for the summer months for… well answers couldn’t really be given at the time because I didn’t really know at the time either! I just wanted to spend more time with Kristin over the summer months, experience some sun (which I wouldn’t have done had I stayed home this summer in retrospect!!!) and be outdoors. Kristin assured me of these and that was it!

Staying in Kristin’s flat was difficult as I’m sure you can see by the view she had…


The American School in Switzerland has a particularly Italian feel due to the fact Lugano is in the Italian part of Switzerland – Ticino.

The first week at the school had many ‘getting to know you’ exercises with all the staff who were to run the ‘Middle School Program’ (MSP). It was the people I met in this week that were to make my summer, some of whom I had met briefly for an hour or two on previous visits to see Kristin.








Around 100 kids aged between 11-13 were to come and enjoy 4 weeks at the school. These kids were from well-off backgrounds from Saudi to Spain, Egypt to Nigeria, Russia to Venezuela. They were here to learn either English or French. Staff were either teachers (like Kristin) – or counsellors (me!). Now I’m not saying that these kids didn’t need person-centred counselling to deal with the wealth, neglect & behaviour problems they had been developing since birth… but that was not what I was to end up doing.

A short lesson of first aid, CPR & seizures was to end my medical intervention capabilities in Lugano as there were several nurses there to do just that! No I was to revert to the age of 13 myself where I was a dorm supervisor and corraller of seemingly deaf children. I had a bed in a room of 3 other counsellors but I only really stayed there when I was on overnight duty. The rest of the time I spent at Kristin’s place, a short walk uphill.

Days mostly started in the best possible way… sleeping until 11am. Then there was a meeting to go over what was expected of us that day then… lunch! Passable food on the whole. You really knew you were eating the food groups on your plate! Carbs, veg, meat and fat. But even the dining room had an awesome view...



Afternoons were spent preparing for activities: sports, biking trips, football etc. and then doing them. I was introduced to many new sports which we just don’t play in Scotland!!! Lacrosse, volleyball, dodgeball, water-balloon catapulting, egg-dropping, boat-making, boat-sinking… and many more!

My main trips were to go mountain-biking twice a week but after one kid fractured my metatarsal playing football on day 2 I had to sit out a few days!!! The biking was simply fantastic. Signage was absolutely terrible though and if I was to live there a GPS bike system would most definitely have to be purchased. Some amazing technical rides spliced with some deadly downhill. Luckily no damage was done to anyone!



The kids were great… and the group working together – even better. I’m not saying some kids weren’t a nightmare… but after some time shaping and punishing these little shites… they began to grow on us! So much so that at the end of the program when I told everyone I had made an iMovie of everyone’s movie clips from the session… and it was 2 hours long… (No way! Noone will watch that!) …when we started watching it… I think everyone wanted to watch the whole thing! What a laugh is all I can say!

It will take some time to process the 35GB original movie down to 10 minute YouTube videos… but it will get done eventually!


Correction... it took a hell of a long time to do but it's mostly done now. My favourite would have to be Jackson-time with Juri! One day he'll find himself on YouTube!!! Soon you'll all have your DVD and hopefully enjoy watching it sometime!

Friday, June 15, 2007

Fit a lot o’ farewells!



What a summer I’ve had!

Where to begin… Well it began with an ending. Several in fact. An end to 9 years in Glasgow. A final farewell was said to a city where I have had some good and bad times.

Firstly I ended my career in anaesthetics (8 weeks early) with a month in Maternity. I loved Maternity. The comradery, the urgency of action required, the frequent long gaps in the day where all I had to do was watch episode after episode of 24 or Heroes! And the midwives of course… I got on well with them which I’m sure made my time there much more enjoyable.

There was a farewell “Afternoon in the Park” which I organised for all at the Vic. All turned out who could… and a fun day of secret BBQing and sneaky beers was had by all.






My final night out ending in the old Clatty Pats (now VIPER) which was fine by me as it is the closest ‘club’ to my flat for the end of night stumble home.




Ouch!


My final week was made all the more fun by Kristin being here for it and she had brought a friend from Switzerland over (Andrea) which gave me the impetus to organise a fun packed time to do all the things I wanted to do but never got round to in Glasgow. The best of which was going to Loch Fyne Oyster Bar after a dander in the hills for a sensational seafood experience.


Also made it to see the Proclaimers’ Musical ‘Sunshine on Leith’ which was great – for me and for introducing KP and Andrea to the East Coast accent!


My final farewell was to my flat. My lovely flat!!!

It sold within 2 weeks of being on the market as most nice ones do in the West End nowadays and suffice to say it did well! I will miss it I’m sure… but I won’t miss the noise of West Princes Street, nor the useless factors and smelly smokers downstairs. I’ll be back to Glasgow and hopefully will still know someone to visit that is still there after the MMC timebomb this August!

Friday, May 18, 2007

A little brother's job is to annoy their elder siblings.... FACT!

My sister doesn't know this exists... YET! When she does... this weekend... she will no doubt kill me!



Keep on smiling!!!

(Apologise for the song!!! Band called FannyPack... says it all!)

Sunday, April 29, 2007

"There can be only...." a couple of thousand!!!

Everyone knows the tagline from Highlander...




But in this case I mean a couple of thousand neds, junkies and alcies...

Few see what it is really like on a sunny Saturday when one ned druggie comes around the corner and he's carrying a sword (be it samurai, Highlander-esque or plain old common machete), someones pissed him off, owes him £20 (2 tenner-bags), has slagged off his brother or something... so he decides...



...he will attempt to chop his f-ing head off.

Something for the movies... or a common occurrence in many areas of Glasgow and yesterday was no different. Anaesthetised my first attempted decapitation. Nice.

Although I hear from the ENT guys there are many attempted slicing sword injuries that end up being skull fractures as the machetes are blunt!!! ((crack!)) as they attempt to cut their opponent in half!!!

Again I am amazed at the breed of ned. If you have no idea what I am on about... check out http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/

My mate Clare gave me this site - a photo-journalist's insight into the knife culture in Glasgow. Check it out...

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Which celebrity do you look like?!



So THAT'S why I find that chick in LOST attractive?! She looks just like KP!!!!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

I won! I won!

Hi There,

Thankyou for your Movie,
I am delighted to inform you that you are the winner of movie of the month! Congratulations you have won a £50 voucher. Please confirm your account details and email/delivery address and I will despatch your winning voucher to you straight away - Happy Spending!
Jade Neave

Sweet!!! More gadgets coming my way!!!! Sorry KP!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!



In for a £50 prize... or two!!

Watch my video on Firebox.com here


Please also watch the other guys piece of rubbish and rate it one star and mine 5!!! Please!!!

Cheers, Matt

Monday, April 16, 2007

Munro Bagging...



I've been thinking as I totted up my Munro-count that it would be nice to keep a logbook to look back on one day. Nick had mentioned there was a book out there when we were going up Mount Keen... but they're a bit like Dive Logbooks... which have a habit of getting lost... and I would hate for something like that to be lost/damaged.

The Munro Magic website has an annual membership but why not just write another google-blog like this one?! It will give me something to do on those cold Inverness winters in front of the log fire... if we get placed up there... not long to find out now!!!!

So I had better get writing! I'm slowly catching up on all 12/287 ! Check it out here. Let me know what you think. M

Thursday, March 29, 2007

OMG... a like-minded soul found have I !!!



Absolutely fantastic!!!

Look into my eyes...



...the eyes. Not around the eyes... not around the eyes... the eyes... ((click)) ...you're under...

When the bell goes you will all be astounded at how amazing my communication skills are. You will mark me down as all round excellent and give me the exact job I want. ((click))

And I will spend the rest of the stations relaxing. Can't wait to try it out on Monday for my GP interviews!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Slovenian Summer Videos



The fastest monorail in the Eastern Block! Why doesn't Scotland get a few of these??!

Monday, March 26, 2007

Keen Munro Baggers...

Last weekend the weather was looking sweet and sunny so after initially wanting to go skiing (only to find out most of the little snow we had had melted away to nothing) - Nick & Alex accompanied me up to Aboyne for their first Munro.



Weather was excellent but the planning will have to be improved upon next time to say the least! The "plan" was to test out 3 gadgets of mine too... the walkie-talkie watches which my sister got me for my birthday/christmas, and try and have a BBQ by lighting a fire with my fire-stick knife - and cook the massive amount of meat I had purchased at the butchers in the morning on a BBQ-grill for walkers I had randomly got myself some time back!

I am sure I had been told it took 4 hours... but after a slow 6 mile walk to the foot of Mount Keen we were all pretty knackered!!!



Nick & I made it to the top and toasted the Old Man Of Lochnagar - as its summit could be seen clearly across the way - whilst downing a few drams of its 12 year old malt.




The walk down was sore to say the least, with only the comforting few hundred metres of snow walking which felt like walking in sand compared to the coal-walking that followed our 6 mile lumber home. Our soft feet blistered and our stiffening legs ached, and there wasn't enough time to sit back and enjoy the BBQ... at all! The walk ended in darkness but lessons had been learned on a previous walk - and my head-torch lit the way back to the car.

The weather was amazing and it was great to get some fine Highland air. There is a nice feeling to be had when you are sore all over and you can sit down knowing you deserve a lazy night in front of the telly! Which is what I'm doing right after this! All in all a great weekend and I can now tick off the most Easterly Munro on my map!

Enjoy the pics (a combo of Nick's and mine). Some are great!





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Sunday, March 11, 2007

New Skype Packages - My Guide for YOU!



Only to numbers with prefix 01 and 02, connection fee and fair usage policies apply



So... you buy Skype Pro and get a UK Skype In number (EU30 and you get a discount (unsure what amount... says the following:
:£16 discount on SkypeIn numbers - people can call you at local rates - but only in selected countries):


In what countries are SkypeIn numbers available?

SkypeIn numbers are currently available in the US, UK, France, Hong Kong, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Poland, Germany, Switzerland, Estonia, Australia, Brazil and Japan.

We plan on to add more numbers and locations at a later date but do not have a specific timeline as to when numbers might be added. Click here for updates:

So you would pay: £22.08 per year for Skype Pro and you would get:
Free UK landline calls (but you would pay a connection fee of 3.3p/call)
Free Voicemail
£9.60 phone credit for that year in total (making rental equate to £12.48)


Benefits for using Skype credit calls:
Cheap sms to all countries - around 4.5-6p/text (18p from my mobile) and you can change settings so when they reply it goes to your mobile

Cheap international calls
, 1.4p to Italy/Australia, 20p to Italian mobile, 13p to Australian mobile

People can call you at a national rate/from their mobile minutes for free
from the country you set your SkypeIn number as e.g. set it in UK if you are in Italy/Australia


Plus you would have to now pay (they've upped their prices:) £34/year for your UK Skype In number: minus your £16 discount = £18/year

So total costs would be 18+12.50
=£30.50 (£40 if you add the phone credit)

=£2.54 (£3.33) /month

Worth it for you?! Worth thinking about if you are away from home, have internet but don't want to shell out on phone line rental and a phone package to make your calls cheaper.

Of course if everyone you know has internet back home - then call with Skype for free!!!


But this is to allow for cheaper calls when one of you is away from the computer for calls and texting.

Human Trafficking & Chocolate...


Stop The Traffik - Stopthetraffik.org - www.myspace.com/stopthetraffik


Saw this on the "Heaven & earth" show today (Yes Mum! You heard right!!!) and thought it definitely deserved a posting.

Human Trafficking is now the No.2 biggest trade after Arms and Weapons.

What you can do? Check out these sites:

Stop the Traffik Chocolate MySpace Intro
Which chocolates you should be buying - printable sheet for displaying in shops etc.
Heaven & Earth show - go to factsheet for 11th March

Matt

Friday, March 02, 2007

The Dream...



The Hole - video powered by Metacafe


For guys that is! I want one!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Carbon Quest

OK... so I have become obsessed about Carbon Emissions and Global Warming recently... but you need a few obsessed people out there don't you think?!?! Anyone joining me on this one please??? I need to know that what i am doing is useful to others. Some support and suggestions would be very nice (add some comments and support below!)

I purchased a domain for my now "Carbon Quest" website. £5 for 2 years and well worth it I might say! http://www.carbonquest.co.uk

Spread the word!

M

Monday, February 19, 2007

Offset your emissions


Go to this great site and offset your emissions.

Offsetting means paying someone to reduce CO2 in the atmosphere by the same amount that your activities add. In this way you can 'neutralise' or 'balance' the CO2 added by your activities.

Climate Care offsets your CO2 by funding projects around the world. These can be in:

Renewable energy – this replaces non-renewable fuel such as coal
Energy efficiency – this reduces the amount of fuel needed
Forest restoration – this absorbs CO2 from the atmosphere as the trees grow

The so-called "green tax" on flights which is adding money to your cheap flights may well have you thinking you are doing some good... but we all know it is going to the treasury and doing nothing to offset the impact of carbon emissions you are giving off on your flight. Make a real difference for the cost of buying a drink at the bar... or at the most... a round. You are going on a holiday... you CAN afford it. It's only right.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Are You Carbon Neutral?


I have just watched Al Gore ("I used to be the next President of the USA") 's film "An Inconvenient Truth". Fantastic. I wish he had been made President instead of being tricked out of it in Florida (but there's still hope for the future when Obama wins the next election...)

This film is very moving and I hope everyone gets to see it at some point. It tells the story of Carbon Emissions and its impact on the World today and its consequences for us in the future. Try and watch this film... it is not heavy-going at all and I promise you will be shocked, inspired... and have a few laughs along the way! Don't think up excuses of why not to watch it... you should make it your duty to sit through 96 minutes of quality chat rather than watch the crap that's on TV day in day out right now.

I have always thought of myself as a "green" person... being the one who instigated
recycling in my family, I drive a very eco-friendly car and use eco-light bulbs etc... but really after watching this movie it has stimulated me to try and do a lot more... and do it a lot sooner than I had previously anticipated doing so too. These lifestyle changes are a drop in the ocean without large-scale involvement from countries like the US, China and India... but we are all obligated to do our bit as we all are leaving behind a carbon footprint with every cheap flight we go on, every unnecessary drive in the car, every product we buy and every potentially recyclable piece of rubbish we throw away.

After watching this film please urge others to watch it too. Forward them this e-mail or write one yourself. Take care and thanks for reading my rant!

Matt

Go to the film's website:
www.climatecrisis.net

Are you ready to change the way you live?
Encourage everyone you know to see this movie. Once you watch it you won't need much encouragement to do so.
Learn as much as you can about the climate crisis then put your knowledge into action.
Convince your friends and family to change.

After doing a few searches myself I have collected a few items to save you some of the bother. I've included the sites incase the hyperlinks don't work on some of your computers:

Calculate your carbon footprint now (Scotland's global footprint site) http://www.scotlandsfootprint.org/my_footprint/my_footprint.php

Find out your car's C02 per km here... (My Polo has 144g/km) http://www.vcacarfueldata.org.uk/

The best 10 cars are here (petrol / diesel) http://www.vcacarfueldata.org.uk/information/
http://www.vcacarfueldata.org.uk/information/how-to-use-the-data-tables.asp

Buy a hybrid car
Drive more economically with the car you have - change the way you drive! http://auto.howstuffworks.com/how-to-drive-economically5.htm

Recycle (Click on my recycling site here for some quality links) http://web.mac.com/matthewstrachan/iWeb/Recycling/Welcome.html

Buy carbon neutral presents for you family this year... for a change! http://www.carbonneutral.com/shop/

Try this for your next Wedding Gift for someone http://www.carbonneutral.com/shop/details.asp?productid=952&productname=MarryMe/CarbonNeutral%2520Wedding%2520pack

Buy energy efficient appliances. http://www.nef.org.uk/energyadvice/savingenergy.htm Ask the seller how eco-friendly and efficient your product is (Do you know HD screens use 50% more energy? Wait till they are made more carbon neutrally before investing your thousand smackers on one).

Change your thermostat to reduce energy for heating and cooling
Weatherise your house, increase insulation, get an energy audit
When you can - walk or use a bike

Switch to renewable sources of energy.
http://www.est.org.uk/

Call your power company to see if they offer green energy. If they don't, ask them why not!

Ever wanted to plant a tree? Why don't you?! Click here http://www.treehelp.com/howto/howto-plant-a-tree.asp then go to B&Q!

Can't be bothered... buy it as a gift for someone here http://www.carbonneutral.com/pinfo/plant-a-tree.asp

Vote for leaders who pledge to solve this crisis
Write to your MP http://www.writetothem.com/
Speak up in your community
Call radio shows and write to newspapers

Join international efforts to stop global warming http://www.stopglobalwarming.org/default.asp

For many other links check out:
My Recycling Site:



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I signed up to join the Stop Global Warming Virtual March and I encourage you to add your voice as well. Global warming is the most urgent issue of our time and since we are all contributors to global warming pollution we must all be part of the solution. Joining the Virtual March is a first step to joining the movement to demand solutions now.

You can join by visiting: http://www.stopglobalwarming.org

StopGlobalWarming.org's mission is to use the strength of numbers to urge our government to address global warming, and urge businesses to start a new industrial revolution of clean energy that reduces our dependence on oil and helps stop global warming.

Together we can make a difference.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Take Pish


Awards... Best British Single 2007 at the Brit Awards... number 1's... and all for a cover...

I hate how this can happen. And every girl I know that loves Take That doesn't believe me that it's not an original.

Co-incidentally there is another song called Patience by a Polydor artist, Nerina Pallot. Except Nerina stopped being a Polydor artist when she posted a sweary diatribe against her A&R man Colin Barlow on the net. Still, its seems that her label liked her song.

What do you think? Listen to the true Best Single of 2007! At least she was nominated for best female artist:

Nerina
You Tube took off the original VH1/MTV videos and this is all that remains... forgive the random slideshow!

Take That

Big up Nerina. I hate Take That. Can you guess???